Disintegrator! Rubber band minigun madness!
June 23, 2008
I was looking for workplace weapons and I found the Disintegrator! This beast is the ultimate in weapons of mass office destruction! It has a total of 24 barrels set up as two motorised 12 barrel miniguns side by side and can fire 40 rubber bands a minute! Imagine the insane amount of mad carnage you could cause in your workplace with this monster!
Workplace Revolution
Paperclip Bow
June 23, 2008
I am sure there are a few of you out there who have fantasies about being Robin Hood, an Olympic archer or a Night Elf hunter. Well I can help you….to an extent. I won’t help you make tights, tell you how to catch and tame your own Nightsaber or how to dance like a female Night Elf. What I will do is tell you how to make a paperclip bow for use in your workplace to play out your fantasy as normal people do!
What you will need to make the bow is:
2 Paperclips
Cellotape
Rubber bands.
Some Lolly pop sticks or similar things to make arrows.
Something for a target, your boss maybe!
Okay once you have these items you are ready to make the bow. First take your paperclips and unfold them and straighten them out until they are almost perfectly straight. Now cellotape the paperclips together in the middle so you have a strong join which won’t crumple easily. Take 2 rubber bands tie them in the middle by inserting one though the other and then back though one side of the loop that is made and pulling it tight. Bend the paper clips so there is a U shape at each end of the bow making sure that the top of each U is facing outwards when the bow is bent. String the bow with the rubber band string making sure it is tight. Once you are happy with the tightness bend the U shapes over so they make loops which the rubber bands can’t slip out of. Once that is done you have a new bow. Take an arrow, load and fire!
Paint master piece!
Remember don’t shoot people in the face and I take not responsibility for anyone loosing their job by making and using this bow or anyone getting injured by someone using this bow.
Workplace Revolution
Untested Coke-Mentos pea shooter.
June 23, 2008
Ever wanted to shoot someone in the ass from a distance at work? Well I have and I may have come up with a way to do that. The experimental Coke and Mentos pea shooter.
Required to make this is:
Small plastic container with secure lid
Drinking straw
Projectile that fits in straw almost air tight
Diet Coke
Mint Mentos with out the waxy coating
Cutting tool
Plasticine or some other similar product
Okay, once you have all those things you are ready to make the pea shooter, keeping in mind that it hasn’t been tested yet. First get your container and cut a small hole in the side of it near the bottom. This hole needs to be large enough to fit a piece of a Mentos though but small enough to block with your finger. Once you have done that cut a hole just large enough to fit the straw though in the lid. Make sure the hole is off centre and closer to one side of the lid than the other. Put the straw though the hole about 2cm and then on the inside and out side of the lid put some plasticine around the straw to create a seal. Now put your projectile in the part of the straw that will be inside the container making sure it won’t fall out. Pour some diet coke into the container, holding the container on an angle so the coke doesn’t come out the hole. Now you are almost ready to fire it! Put the lid on the container holding it hole side up, take aim, put the piece of Mentos in the hole. Put your finger over the hole to stop the gas coming out and if you are lucky you will shoot the projectile! After you have shot your projectile I don’t know what happens then maybe you get a Coke flame thrower type contraption, be prepared for a mess anyway!
Remember don’t shoot people in the face, don’t shoot your boss and I take no responsibility for anyone who looses their job by making and using this shooter or who is injured in any way.
Awesome diagram made in Paint!
Workplace Revolution
Bored at work?
June 23, 2008
Work is a inevitable part of life unless you are one of the lucky few who has won the lottery or came up with that idea at the right time which made you millions! If you are one of those people, what are you doing here! Go back to you life of obscene wealth and take a nap on your bed with the money stuffed mattress or light that cigar with a $100 dollar bill! The rest of you who have to work, boredom is a everyday reality. For some maybe this doesn’t bother you that much. Myself, boredom bothers me a lot…. my nose runs and my eyes water! It is as if I suddenly caught a cold. Maybe I am unique in this problem but I plan to fix it. I hope to cure people of their bordom the world over. We have to work so why not make it fun and interesting!
